- #ALL HARRY POTTER MOVIES SUMMED UP IN ONE SENTENCE MOVIE#
- #ALL HARRY POTTER MOVIES SUMMED UP IN ONE SENTENCE SERIES#
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Official trailerĠ3.38AM – I’ve officially passed the halfway point. Oh, he may be the Chosen One, but he still gets rejected by Cho Chang whill standing in a tower surrounded by owl crap because the dude couldn’t get his act together and ask her earlier. It’s just like when you walk into a room at a house party looking for your phone and next thing you know you’ve lost a drinking game and someone’s trying to pour anonymous fluids down your throat.Ġ2.01AM – “I think I’d rather take the dragon.” Poor Harry struggles to find a date for the Yuletide Ball. What on earth is the dashing/successful/popular Cedric Diggory doing in Hufflepuff? Did he crap his pants during the sorting hat ceremony or something? What happened there?Ġ1.17AM – Poor Harry’s being forced to compete in the Tri-Wizard Cup even though he’s underage and didn’t submit his name to the Goblet. Just make this an online course already, will you? That said, I do like Mad Eye Moody’s methods of yelling facts into students’ faces then traumatising insects in front of them.Ġ1.13AM – Ah, we reach the great mystery of the Harry Potter movies. Plus, I feel sane and awake enough right now to actually appreciate it.ġ2.59AM – New year, new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. Like many fans, Azkaban is my favourite of the series, precisely because of this kind of visionary stuff – so good job, Cuarón.
#ALL HARRY POTTER MOVIES SUMMED UP IN ONE SENTENCE MOVIE#
It’s just a master-class of yelling, this performance.ġ1.55PM – The design of werewolf Lupin in this movie is magnificent. You can tell he’s really chill because he always wears a lot of cardigans.ġ1.44PM – Gary Oldman is yelling a lot. He’s maybe the most chill individual in the entire Wizarding World, and someone I would just feel really comfortable getting a beer with.
#ALL HARRY POTTER MOVIES SUMMED UP IN ONE SENTENCE SERIES#
I’m thankful, though, since one of the best things about the entire series has always been watching these legendary actors hang loose and have the time of their lives on-screen.ġ0.47PM – Lupin has always been a fan-favourite for good reason. Followed swiftly by Emma Thompson, as the producers of Harry Potter stalk up and down the hallways of BAFTA, dragging out every Brit actor they can find by the collar. My sincere congratulations to every Hogwarts student who didn’t take one look at those soul-sucking skeleton ghosts and hightail it straight back home.ġ0.31PM – Michael Gambon has entered as the new Dumbledore. We’re quickly introduced to the (genuinely frightening) Dementors.
Personally, I don’t know what he’s so worried about because his hair is average at best.ġ0.15PM – Alfonso Cuarón directs here so everything gets kind of freaky kind of fast.
That’s why everyone in Slytherin looks like they just stepped out of Toni&Guy – because their hair was tainted by the devil’s curler.ĩ.33PM – Harry may have defeated Riddle, but he’s now afraid his gift for Parseltongue, amongst others things, means he’s been tainted by his enemy and was in fact always destined to be a Slytherin. We all know the true lesson of The Chamber of Secrets and that is don’t trust people with really great hair. Your glorious, floppy bangs don’t fool me. Or just betray Harry and then completely backfire your spell so you knock yourself unconscious and lose all your memories, it’s all good.ĩ.20PM – Oh, come on Tom Riddle. Nope.ĩ.08PM – Ginny’s been taken by the basilisk – time to step in and save the day, Gilderoy Lockhart! Now is the hour of need! Or just go back into your office, that is also fine. Just walked in again and the forest is entirely a blanket of giant spiders and they’re crawling over everything.
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